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WINE FACTS

Q & A (part 1)
1. How many acres are planted to grapes worldwide?
2. Among the world's fruit crops, where do wine grapes rank in number of acres
planted?
3. How many countries import California wines?
4. What was the primary fruit crop in Napa Valley during the 1940's?
5. How many gallons of wine were lost in the 1906 San Francisco earthquake?
6. When was phylloxera first discovered in California?
7. How many acres of Napa County vineyards have been replanted in the last 15
years because of phylloxera?
8. How many more acres of Napa County vineyards will need replacement?
9. How long does it take to harvest a commercial crop from newly replanted grape
vines?
10. How many varieties of wine grapes exist worldwide?
11. How much does it cost per bottle to age wine in a French oak barrel?
12. How much does it cost per bottle to age wine in only new French oak barrels?
13. How much white zinfandel is consumed in this country?
Answers:
1) 20 million
2) #1
3) 164
4) Prunes
5) 30 million
6) August 19, 1873
7) 10,450
8) 4,450
9) 4-5 years
10) 10,000
11) 90 cents
12) $2.50
13) Too much!
Q & A (part 2)
1. When was the first known reference to a specific wine vintage?
2. How old was the wine being “reviewed”?
3. A bottle of opened wine stored in the refrigerator lasts how much longer than
it would if stored at room temp?
4. How many oak species are there?
5. How many are used in making oak barrels?
6. What percent of an oak tree is suitable for making high grade wine barrels?
7. The 1996 grape crop in Napa Valley was down what percentage from normal?
8. What are the top three U.S. states in terms of wine consumption?
9. What percentage of legal-aged Americans contacted in a Nielson phone survey
drink wine?
10. What percentage of restaurant wine sales do red wines represent?
11. What is the average cost of the grapes used to produce a $20 bottle of wine?
Answers:
1. Roman Historian Pliny the Elder rated 121 B.C. as a vintage “of the highest
excellence.”
2. 200 years old! Pliny the Elder wrote the history of the Roman Empire around
70 A.D.
3. 6-16 times longer
4. 400
5. 20
6. 5%
7. 20-25%
8. CA, NY, FL
9. 58%
10. 55%
11. $2.64
MORE WINE FACTS
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Jefferson and wine: From
Undaunted Courage: Meriwether Lewis, Thomas Jefferson, and the Opening of
the American West, by Stephen E Ambrose, comes the following historical
note. Jefferson took up residence in the President’s House in 1801, after
his inauguration as the 3rd President of the United States.
“Jefferson ran the place with only eleven servants (Abigail Adams had
needed 30!), brought up from Monticello. There were no more powdered wigs,
much less ceremony. Washington and Adams, according to Republican critics,
had kept up almost a royal court. Jefferson substituted Republican
simplicity - to a point. He had a French chef, and French wines he
personally selected. His salary was $25,000 per year - a princely sum, but
the expenses were also great. In 1801 Jefferson spent $6500 for provisions
and groceries, $2700 for servants (some of whom were liveried), $500 for
Lewis’s salary, and $3,000 for wine.”
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Dom Perignon (1638-1715),
the Benedictine Abbey (at Hautvillers) cellar master who is generally
credited with “inventing” the Champagne making process, was blind.
- Thomas Jefferson helped
stock the wine cellars of the first five U.S. presidents and was very
partial to fine Bordeaux and Madeira.
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To prevent a sparkling
wine from foaming out of the glass, pour an ounce, which will settle
quickly. Pouring the remainder of the serving into this starter will not
foam as much.
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Old wine almost never
turns to vinegar. It spoils by oxidation.
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U.S. 1998 sales of white
and blush wines were 67% of total table wine sales. Red wines were 33% of
sales. At Beekman’s, the best we can calculate (since we don’t track the
color of wine sales from Chile, Australia or Spain or of jug wines) is that
our sales of white and blush comprised only 45% of total wine sales. Reds
accounted for 55%. That’s in dollars, not unit sales. American wines
accounted for 47% of our wine sales vs. 53% for imported wines.
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In King Tut’s Egypt
(around 1300 BC), the commoners drank beer and the upper class drank wine.
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According to local legend, the great
French white Burgundy, Corton-Charlemagne, owes its existence, not to the
emperor Charlemagne, but to his wife. The red wines of
Corton stained his white beard so messily that she persuaded him to plant
vines that would produce white wines. Charlemagne ordered white grapes to be
planted. Thus: Corton-Charlemagne!
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When Leif Ericsson landed
in North America in A.D. 1001, he was so impressed by the proliferation of
grapevines that he named it Vinland.
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Cork was developed as a
bottle closure in the late 17th century. It was only after this that bottles
were lain down for aging, and the bottle shapes slowly changed from short
and bulbous to tall and slender.
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Merlot was the “hot”
varietal in 1999, but in 1949, the “darling of the California wine industry”
was Muscatel!
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The Napa Valley crop
described in 1889 newspapers as the finest of its kind grown in the U.S. was
hops.
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When Mount Vesuvius buried Pompeii
in volcanic lava in A.D. 79, it also buried more than 200 wine bars.
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The “top five” chateau of
Bordeaux, according to the 1855 Classification, were actually only four:
Lafite-Rothschild, Latour, Margaux and Haut-Brion. In the only change to
that historic classification, Mouton-Rothschild was added in 1973.
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Grapevines cannot reproduce
reliably from seed. To cultivate a particular grape variety, grafting (a
plant version of cloning) is used.
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Wine has so many organic
chemical compounds it is considered more complex than blood serum.
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Wine grapes are subject to mold
when there’s too much moisture. Tight clustered Sauvignon Blanc, Zinfandel
and Pinot Noir are most susceptible to mold. The looser clusters of Cabernet
Sauvignon allow for faster drying of moist grapes and thus make it less
susceptible.
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In 1945, Chateau Mouton-Rothschild
began a series of artists’ labels, hiring a different artist each year to
design a unique label for that vintage. The artists have included such
notables as Chagall, Picasso, Miro and Warhol. The 1993 label was
sufficiently controversial in this country (the stylized juvenile nude on
the label offended the Political Correctness Police) that the Chateau
withdrew the label and substituted a blank label instead.
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It is the VERY slow interaction of oxygen
and wine that produces the changes noticed in aging wine.
It is believed that wine ages more slowly in larger bottles, since there is
less oxygen per volume of wine in larger bottles. Rapid oxidation, as with a
leaky cork, spoils wine.
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Before harvest, the canopy of leaves at
the top of the vine is often cut away to increase exposure to the sun and
speed ripening.
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The average age of a French oak tree
harvested for use in wine barrels is 170 years!
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The lip of a red wine
glass is sloped inward to capture the aromas of the wine and deliver them to
your nose.
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“Cold maceration” means
putting the grapes in a refrigerated environment for several days before
starting fermentation to encourage color extraction. This is being done more
and more frequently with Pinot Noir since the skins of this varietal don’t
have as much pigmentation as other red varietals.
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Frenchman Georges de Latour
came to America in the late 1800’s to prospect for gold. He didn’t find much
gold, but he founded a truly golden winery: Beaulieu Vineyard.
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Mycoderma bacteria convert ethyl alcohol
into acetic acid, thus turning wine into vinegar. However,
most incidents of spoiled wine are due to air induced oxidation of the
fruit, not bacterial conversion of alcohol to vinegar.
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The world’s most planted grape
varietal is Airén. It occupies over 1 million acres in central
Spain where it is made into mediocre white wine, but some quite good brandy.
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Bettino Ricasoli, founder of Brolio, is
credited with having created the original recipe for Chianti,
combining two red grapes (Sangiovese and Canaiolo) with two white grapes (Malvasia
and Trebbiano). Today the better Chiantis have little or no white grapes in
them and may contain some Cabernet. They are thus deeper in color and flavor
and more age worthy.
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From 1970 until the late 1980s, sales and
consumption of wine in the United States held a ratio of about 75% white to
25% red. At the turn of the Millennium, the ratio is closer
to 50-50.
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In the year 2000, Americans spent
$20 billion on wine. 72% of that was spent on California wines.
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In ancient Rome bits of
toast were floated in goblets of wine. There is a story that a wealthy man
threw a lavish party in which the public bath was filled with wine.
Beautiful young women were invited to swim in it. When asked his opinion of
the wine, one guest responded: “I like it very much, but I prefer the
toast.” (referring, presumably, to the women)
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“Cuvée” means “vat” or “tank.” It
is used to refer to a particular batch or blend.
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Beaujolais Nouveau cannot be
legally released until the third Thursday of every November. The due date
this year (2001) is November 15th.
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We’re seeing more and more synthetic corks
these days, but the latest technology to prevent contaminated corks is the
use of microwaves.
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Labels were first put on wine
bottles in the early 1700s, but it wasn’t until the 1860s that suitable
glues were developed to hold them on the bottles.
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Top Napa Valley vineyard land
sells for over $100,000/acre!
- In the year 2000, there were 847
wineries in California.
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Wine is often called the nectar of the
gods, but Sangiovese is the only grape named after a god. Sangiovese
means “blood of Jove.”
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Ninety-two percent of California
wineries produce fewer than 100,000 cases per year. Sixty percent
produce fewer than 25,000 cases.
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Egg whites, bull’s blood, and gelatin have
all been used as fining agents to remove suspended particles from
wine before bottling. Egg whites are still commonly used.
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“Brix” is the term used to
designate the percentage of sugar in the grapes before fermentation. For
example, 23° brix will be converted by yeast to 12.5% alcohol, more or less,
depending on the conversion efficiency of the strain of yeast used.
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In describing wine, the term “hot”
refers to a high level of alcohol, leaving an hot, sometimes burning
sensation.
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In the production of port, the
crushed grapes are fermented for about two days. Then the fermentation is
halted by the addition of a neutral distilled spirit or brandy. This raises
the alcohol level and retains some of the grapes’ natural sugar.
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American wine drinkers consume more wine
on Thanksgiving than any other day of the year.
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As of 2000, 554,000 acres in
California were planted to grapevines.
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“Still wine” does not come from a
still. The phrase refers to wine without bubbles, which includes what is
also referred to as table wine.
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Fiasco [fee-YAHS-koh]; pl. fiaschi [fee-YAHS-kee]
- Italian for “flask.” The word is most often connected with the squat,
round-bottomed, straw-covered bottle containing cheaper wine from the
Chianti region. The straw covering not only helps the bottle sit upright,
but protects the thin, fragile glass. Fiaschi are seldom seen today
as the cost of hand-wrapping each flask for cheaper wines has become
prohibitive, and the more expensive wines with aging potential need bottles
that can be lain on their sides.
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As early as 4000 BC, the Egyptians were
the first people to use corks as stoppers.
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The wine industry generates 145,000
jobs in California.
- California has 847 wineries. Napa
County is the home of 232 of them.
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Market research shows that most people
buy a particular wine either because they recognize the brand name or
they are attracted by the packaging. Not Beekman’s customers!
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Portugal has 1/3 of the world's cork
forests and supplies 85-90% of the cork used in the U.S.
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There are only three legal categories of
wine in the U.S.: table, dessert, and sparkling. In the early 1950s, 82%
of the wine Americans drank was classified as dessert wines. These included
Sherry, Port, and Madeira. I don’t have current national figures, but
Beekman’s sales of wine today are 90% table wine, 7% sparkling
wine, and only 3% dessert wine!
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Until 1970, Bordeaux produced more
white wine than red. Today red wine represents about 84% of the total crop.
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California produces approximately 77% of the
U.S. wine grape crop
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There is at least one commercial winery in every state
of the United States, including Hawaii and Alaska!
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Putting ice and kosher salt in a bucket will chill
white wine or Champagne faster.
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The most popular
corkscrew, the wing-type, is cheap and easy to use, but it
frequently mangles corks and leaves small pieces of cork in your wine. It
also tends to pull out just the middle of an old, dry cork. Far superior are
the Screwpull, which is also easy to use, and the waiter’s corkscrew, which
requires just a little know-how to use effectively. No matter what type you
use, you should also have a two-pronged (Ah-So) device to remove problem
corks.
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Zinfandel first appeared in the United States in the
1820s when Long Island nursery owner George Gibbs imported several grape
vines from the Imperial collection in Vienna. One of the vines was
Zinfandel. (The current thinking is that Zinfandel originated in Croatia
where it is called Plavac Mali.) In the 1850s, Zinfandel made its way to
California.
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An Italian white wine called Est! Est! Est! got its
name from a medieval story. A bishop was planning to travel the Italian
countryside and asked his scout to find inns that had good wines, marking
the door “Est” (“It is” or “This is it”) when he found one. The scout was so
excited about the local wine found in the area that he marked one inn’s door
“Est! Est! Est!” Another version of this story is that a priest was on his
way to minister to a congregation in the boondocks. Upon discovering the
wonderful local wine, he sent the message “Est! Est! Est!” back to Rome,
renounced the priesthood, and spent the rest of his life enjoying the wine.
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The
auger or curly metal part of a corkscrew is sometimes called a worm.
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Graves
is thought to be the oldest wine region in Bordeaux.
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The Puritans loaded more beer than water onto the Mayflower.
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In terms of acreage, wine grapes rank #1 among all crops
planted worldwide.
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Although “château” means castle, it may
also be a mansion or a little house next to a vineyard that meets the
requirements for winemaking with storage facilities on its property.
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Château
Petrus is the most expensive of the Bordeaux wines. Its price is as much due
to its tiny production as to its quality. Petrus is made from at least 95%
Merlot grapes.
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The Egyptians were the first to make glass containers
around 1500 B.C.E.
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The 1855 Classification of Médoc châteaux listed only the best properties.
“Best” was defined as those properties whose wines were the most
expensive. The top estates were then divided into five categories (the
“growths”) based on price.
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Margaux is the largest of the Médoc appellations.
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Pomerol is the smallest Bordeaux appellation.
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“Grand
Cru” is French for “great growth” and designates the best. In Burgundy
it refers to the best vineyards which usually have multiple owners. In
Bordeaux its meaning varies by the specific region, but it always refers to
properties under a single ownership.
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Rose bushes are often planted at the end
of a row of grape vines to act as an early warning signal for infestation
by diseases and insects like aphids. A vineyard manager who notices black
spots or root rot on the roses will spray the grape vines before they are
damaged.
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In
Empire, California, some 400 copies of Little Red Riding Hood
are locked away in a storage room of the public school district because
the classic Grimm’s fairy tale recounts that the little girl took a
bottle of wine to her grandmother. --- Roger Cohen, New York Times, April
23, 1990 [The crazies
aren’t limited to Kansas.]
WINE QUOTES
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If all be true that I do think,
There are five reasons
we should drink:
Good wine -
A friend -
Or being dry -
Or lest we should be, by and by -
Or any other reason why!
- Henry Aldrich 1647-1710
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"Penicillin cures, but wine makes people
happy." --- Alexander Fleming (1881-1955), the Scottish bacteriologist
credited with discovering Penicillin in 1928.
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"Wine is the most civilized thing in the
world." --- Ernest Hemingway.
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"Wine improves with age. The older I get,
the better I like it." --- Anonymous
- "Compromises are for relationships, not
wine." --- Sir Robert Scott Caywood
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"Beer is made by men, wine by God!" ---
Martin Luther
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"Drinking good wine with good food in good
company is one of life's most civilized pleasures."--- Michael Broadbent
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"Wine makes daily living easier, less
hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance." --- Benjamin Franklin
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[at his first sip of champagne] "Come
quickly! I am tasting stars!" --- Dom Perignon
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"Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar,
but the best improve with age." --- Pope John XXIII
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"Alonso of Aragon was wont to say in
commendation of age, that 'age appears to be best in four things - old wood
best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to
read.'" --- Francis Bacon, 1624
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"I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it
to the food." --- W. C. Fields
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"Wine is life." --- Petronius, Roman
writer
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"He who aspires to be a serious wine
drinker must drink claret." (“claret” is the British term for red Bordeaux)
--- Samuel Johnson
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"Nothing makes the future look so rosy as
to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin." --- Napoleon
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"No nation is drunken where wine is cheap,
and none sober where the dearness of wine substitutes ardent spirits as the
common beverage." --- Thomas Jefferson
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"Gentlemen, in the little moment that
remains to us between the crisis and the catastrophe, we may as well drink a
glass of Champagne." --- Paul Claudel
- "Life is too short to drink bad wine." ---
Anonymous
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"Clearly, the pleasures wines afford are
transitory – but so are those of the ballet, or of a musical performance.
Wine is inspiring and adds greatly to the joy of living." --- Napoleon
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"Wine cheers the sad, revives the old,
inspires the young, makes weariness forget his toil." --- Lord Byron
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"I love everything that’s old: old
friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wine." --- Oliver Goldsmith,
She Stoops to Conquer
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"Wine … offers a greater range for
enjoyment and appreciation than possibly any other purely sensory thing
which may be purchased." --- Ernest Hemingway
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"My only regret in life is that I did not
drink more Champagne." --- John Maynard Keynes
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"[Making wine] is like having children;
you love them all, but boy, are they different." --- Bunny Finkelstein (
co-owner of Judd’s Hill Winery)
- "Wine... the intellectual part of the
meal." --- Alexandre Dumas, 1873
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"Wine brings to light the hidden secrets
of the soul, gives being to our hopes, bids the coward flight, drives dull
care away, and teaches new means for the accomplishment of our wishes." ---
Horace
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"And wine can of their wits the wise
beguile, make the sage frolic, and the serious smile." --- Alexander Pope
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"A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I
have never met a miserly wine lover." --- Clifton Fadiman
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When it comes to wine, I tell people to
throw away the vintage charts and invest in a corkscrew. The best way to
learn about wine is the drinking. --- Alexis Lichine
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"If food is the body of good living, wine
is its soul." --- Clifton Fadiman
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"And Noah began to be a husbandman, and he
planted a vineyard." --- Genesis 9:20
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"So life’s year begins and
closes;
Days though shortening still can shine;
What though youth gave love and roses;
Age still leaves us friends and wine."
---Thomas Moore
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"A bottle of good wine, like a good act,
shines ever in the retrospect" --- Robert Louis Stevenson
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The first written reference to Champagne
was English, not French! In 1676, Etherege wrote in praise of “sparkling
Champagne” which “Quickly recovers / Poor laughing lovers, / Makes us frolic
and gay, / and drowns all our sorrows.” The use of the adjective “sparkling”
implies that some time prior to this the wines of the Champagne district
were not necessarily sparkling.
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"I have enjoyed great health at a great
age because everyday since I can remember, I have consumed a bottle of wine
except when I have not felt well. Then I have consumed two bottles." ---
Attributed to a Bishop of Seville
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"The wine-cup is the little
silver well,
Where truth, if truth there be, doth dwell."
--- William Shakespeare
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"It takes a lot of beer to make good
wine." --- Lou Preston, Preston Vineyards
- "Wine makes every meal an occasion, every
table more elegant, every day more civilized." --- André Simon
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"I serve your Beaune to my friends, but
your Volnay I keep for myself." --- Voltaire
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When asked whether he ever confused a
Bordeaux with a Burgundy in a blind tasting, British wine legend Harry Waugh
replied: "Not since lunch."
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"Within the bottle’s depths, the wine’s
soul sang one night. --- Charles Baudelaire, French poet and critic
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"My dear girl, there are some things that
are just not done, such as drinking Dom Perignon ‘53 above the temperature
of 38° Fahrenheit." --- James Bond in Ian Fleming’s Goldfinger
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"Wine rejoices the heart of man and joy is
the mother of all virtues" --- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1771
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"Wine is at the head of all medicines;
where wine is lacking, drugs are necessary." - Babylonian Talmud: Baba
Bathra
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"Forsake not an old friend; for the new is
not comparable to him: a new friend is as new wine; when it is old, thou
shalt drink it with pleasure." --- Apocrypha, Ecclesiasticus 9:10
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"During one of my treks through
Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and
water for several days." --- Cuthbert J. Twillie (W.C. Fields) in My
Little Chickadee, 1940
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A man, fallen on hard times, sold his art
collection but kept his wine cellar. When asked why he did not sell his
wine, he said, “A man can live without art, but not without culture.” ---
Anonymous
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“I can certainly see you know your wine.
Most of the guests who stay here wouldn’t know the difference between
Bordeaux and Claret.” --- Basil Fawlty (John Cleese) in Fawlty Towers
[“Claret” is an English term for red Bordeaux.]
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“We could in the United States make as
great a variety of wines as are made in Europe, not exactly of the same
kinds, but doubtless as good.” --- Thomas Jefferson
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“Wine makes daily living easier, less
hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance." --- Attributed to Benjamin
Franklin
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“In the order named, these are the hardest
to control: Wine, Women, and Song.” --- Franklin P. Adams, The Ancient
Three. Dictionary of Quotations, Bergen Evans, 1968.
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Bessie Braddock, a well-known socialist in
England, attended a dinner party at which she was seated next to Winston
Churchill who had had quite a bit to drink. She said to him, “Winston, you
are drunk!” He replied, “Madame, I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and
tomorrow I will be sober.”
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“Never buy the cheapest wine in any
category, as its taste may discourage you from going on. The glass, corks,
cartons, and labor are about the same for any wine, as are the ocean
freight and taxes for imported wines. Consequently, if you spend a little
more, you are likely to get a better wine, because the other costs remain
fixed. Cheap wine will always be too expensive.” --- Alex Bespaloff, New
Signet Book of Wine, 1986
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Before leaving home to serve a one year jail
sentence, a “white collar” criminal was quoted as saying, “I’m not worried
about the reds; they’ll keep OK. But I am worried about the whites.” ---
Anonymous.
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“The peoples of the Mediterranean began to
emerge from barbarism when they learnt to cultivate the olive and the
vine.” --- Thucydides, Greek Historian, 5th century BCE.
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“The last time that I trusted a dame was in
Paris in 1940. She was going out to get a bottle of wine. Two hours later,
the Germans marched into France.” --- Sam Diamond in Murder by Death
(1976)
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The importance of wine shows up early in the
Bible: “And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard.” ---
Genesis 9:20.
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“I made a mental note to watch which bottle became empty soonest, sometimes a
more telling evaluation system than any other." --- Gerald Asher, On Wine, 1982
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"Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is
obviously a fake.” ---
Leon
Adams, The
Commonsense Book of Wine
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“Premier Cru” vineyards in Burgundy are those that
are considered significantly better than the basic village wines. These
vineyards are generally better situated in terms of slope, direction,and soil.
Their wines get riper and give wines of greater character and depth.
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“No man also having drunk old wine straightway desireth new: for
he saith, ‘The old is better.’” --- Luke 5:39
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“This
wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don’t want to mix emotions up
with a wine like that. You lose the taste.” --- Count Mippipopolous in
The Sun Also Rises, 1926, by Ernest Hemingway
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“What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?” --- Larson E.
Whipsnade (W.C. Fields), You Can’t Cheat
an Honest Man (1939)
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“Great news!” she said after speaking
to our doctor. “I have it on the highest medical authority that you will
still be alive in 10 years! You know what this means?” she asked. “Of
course I know what it means,” I replied. “It means we don’t have to drink
up all our 1985 and 1986 Château Latour at supper tonight for fear I might die
with several outrageously priced wines undrunk. For the first time in years, we
can go to bed sober.” --- based on Russell Baker, New York Times, 12
May 1990.
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“Wine
is a living liquid containing no preservatives. Its life cycle comprises youth,
maturity, old age, and death. When not treated with reasonable respect it will
sicken and die.” --- Attributed to the late Julia Child.
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Filmmaker and winemaker Francis Ford Coppola says,
“The two professions are almost the same. Each depends on source material and
takes a lot of time to perfect. The big difference is that today’s winemakers
still worry about quality.”
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Hardly
did it appear, than from my mouth it passed into my heart.” -- Abbe de
Challieu, 1715, upon first tasting Champagne.
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“Between 5/22/85 and 5/4/88, the French writer Jean-Paul Kauffmann was
held chained and often blindfolded in a Beirut basement [by a] Shiite Muslim
fundamentalist group. A lover of Bordeaux, Mr. Kauffmann recited daily the list
of the 61 greatest chateaux drawn up in 1855. He strove to conjure up the aroma
of a Chateau Margaux or a Leoville-Poyferre. Occasionally a small miracle would
occur, and the scent of black currants and plum would permeate the dusty heat
of Lebanon.” --- Roger Cohen, “Ways of Doing Time,” New York Times,
5/4/97.
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“I know never to take a wine for granted. Drawing a
cork is like attendance at a concert or at a play that one knows well, when
there is all the uncertainty of no two performances ever being quite the same.
That is why the French say, ‘There are no good wines, only good
bottles.’” --- Gerald Asher, On Wine, 1982.
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“When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and
help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my
mind and say something clever.” --- Aristophanes, The Knights, 424 B.
C. E.
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“She gets to keep the chalet and the Rolls, I want
the Montrachet.” --- Anonymous,
Forbes Magazine, May 6, 1996.
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“One
should write not unskillfully in the running hand, be able to sing in a
pleasing voice, and keep good time to music; and, lastly, a man should not
refuse a little wine when it is pressed upon him.” --- Yoshida Kenko,
Essays in Idleness, c. 1340
“Before
I was born my mother was in great agony of spirit and in a tragic situation. She
could take no food except iced oysters and champagne. If people ask me when I
began to dance, I reply ‘In my mother’s womb, probably as a result of the
oysters and Champagne.’” ---
Attributed to Isadora Duncan
“Wine
makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say it makes him more
pleasing to others.” --- Samuel Johnson, April 28, 1778
“That winter two things happened which made me see that the world, the
flesh, and the devil were going to be more powerful influences in my life
after all than the chapel bell. First,
I tasted champagne; second, the theater.” --- Belle Livingstone
“We
may lay in a stock of pleasures as we would lay in a stock of wine, but if
we defer tasting them too long, we shall find that both are soured by
age.” -- Charles Caleb Colton
Presenting
the cork is wine nonsense, a ritual invented by captains and sommeliers.
The wine snob doesn’t resent ritual. There is infinite ritual in the
etiquette of serving wine. But most of it at least hints at style or
purpose. Placing an unsightly cork on the tablecloth hints at absurdity.
--- The Official Guide to Wine Snobbery, Leonard S. Bernstein,
1982.
“There are many wines that taste great, but do not
drink well.” --- Michael Broadbent.
In response to a waiter who had offered him a Bromo Seltzer for a
hangover, “Ye Gads, no! I couldn’t stand the noise.” --- W.C. Fields
“Twas Noah who first planted the vine
And mended his morals by drinking its wine.” --- Attributed to Benjamin
Franklin
“In victory, you deserve champagne; in defeat, you need it.” --- Many sources, including Kevin
Zraly, Windows on the
World Complete Wine Course, 1997.
"Clearly,
the pleasures wines afford are transitory, but so are those of the ballet
or of a musical performance. Wine
is inspiring and adds greatly to the joy of living.” ---
Napoleon
“A [restaurant] wine list is praised and given awards for reasons that
have little to do with its real purpose, as if it existed only to be
admired passively, like a stamp collection. A wine list is good only when
it functions well in tandem with a menu.” ---
Gerald Asher
“Writing
in my sixty-fourth year, I can truthfully say that since I reached the age
of discretion I have consistently drunk more than most people would say is
good for me. Nor did I regret it. Wine has been for me a firm friend and a
wise counselor. Often...wine has shown me matters in their true
perspective, and has, as though by the touch of a magic wand, reduced
great disasters to small inconveniences. Wine has lit up for me the pages
of literature and revealed in life romance lurking in the commonplace.
Wine has made me bold but not foolish; has induced me to say silly things
but not to do them.” ---
Duff Cooper, Old Men Forget.
"He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, and herb for the service of
man: that he may bring forth food out of the earth; And wine that maketh
glad the heart of man, and oil to make his face to shine, and bread which
strengtheneth man’s heart."
--- Psalms 104:14-15
“A
man will be eloquent if you give him good wine.” --- Ralph Waldo
Emerson, Representative Man
"It seems to me that there are three things that have changed in the
wine world. First, the wine rich got richer and the wine poor got poorer.
By which I mean that wine prices have polarized beyond belief. Twenty
years ago I drank the greatest wines of the world all the time. (I was a
wine merchant and a restaurateur, and it was my job, darn it.)" ---
the late Lee Evans of Australia, 1996.
"Wine experts can’t resist making predictions. In
1990, wine lover Richard Nixon prophesied that the Chinese would someday
match the French in the quality of their wines; this despite a Chinese
carte des vins that featured sweet red wine and a grape called Cow’s
Nipple. In the mid-1980s, a well-known New York wine merchant asserted
that an $8 Cabernet from Chile was as good as Lafite, and auction prices
would eventually reflect this little-known fact. Wine coolers too, as I
recall, were expected to expose a vast new market to the pleasures of wine
drinking. The coolers bombed, [a nice bottle of Lafite will set you back
$250 or more], and Chilean cabernet is still mostly eight bucks." ---
Stephen Tanzer, Forbes, May 6, 1996
“Hemingway
is great in that alone of living writers he has saturated his work with
the memory of physical pleasure, with sunshine and salt water, with food,
wine and making love and the remorse which is the shadow of that sun.”
--- Cyril Connolly, The Unquiet Grave, 1951.
"Clearly, the pleasures wines afford are transitory,
but so are those of the ballet or of a musical performance. Wine is
inspiring and adds greatly to the joy of living." --- Napoleon
On drinking the wines of Bordeaux: “The French drink them
young, so a Socialist government won’t take them. The English drink them
old, so they can show their friends cobwebs and dusty bottles. The
American drink them exactly when they are ready, because they don’t know
any better.” --- Anonymous
"For
in the hand of the Lord there is a cup, and the wine is red." ---
Psalms 75:8
Making good wine is a skill; making fine wine is an art.
--- Robert Mondavi
"I
was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink; that’s
the one thing I’m indebted to her for." --- W. C. Fields in Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
“There is nothing like wine for conjuring up feelings
of contentment and goodwill. It is less of a drink than an experience, an
evocation, a spirit. It produces sensations that defy description.” ---
Thomas Conklin, Wine: A Primer
"I am certain that the good Lord never intended grapes to be
made into grape jelly." --- Attributed to Fiorello La Guardia, former
mayor of New York City
"When it comes to wine, I tell people to throw away the vintage
charts and invest in a corkscrew. The best way to learn about wine is the
drinking." --- Alexis Lichine.
An urbane, middle-aged acquaintance who has discovered fine wine, is
hurrying to make up for lost time. He wants to know everything before the
sun sets today. “What periodicals should I buy?” he asks, reeling off
a prospective subscription list that would drown the Library of Congress.
My acquaintance, who perhaps does not yet fully appreciate what he is up
against, easily gets to the bottom of his wine glass, but he will never
get to the bottom of what there is to know about wine. --- Howard G.
Goldberg, NY Times, October 7, 1987.
“And I heard a voice in the midst of the four
beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.” ---
Revelation 6:6.
"In Europe we thought of wine as something as
healthy and normal as food and also a great giver of happiness and well
being and delight. Drinking wine was not a snobbism nor a sign of
sophistication nor a cult; it was as natural as eating and to me as
necessary." --- Ernest Hemingway, A Moveable Feast.
"Champagne,
if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It
encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are
only a challenge to tell lies successfully." --- Graham Greene
"The
wines that one remembers best are not necessarily the finest that one has
tasted, and the highest quality may fail to delight so much as some far
more humble beverage drunk in more favorable surroundings." ---
H. Warner Allen, A Contemplation of Wine.
"A
typical wine writer was once described as someone with a typewriter who
was looking for his name in print, a free lunch, and a way to write off
his wine cellar. It’s a dated view. Wine writers now use computers."
--- Frank Prial, The New York Times, January 21, 1998.
"Wine is the blood of France." --- Louis Bertall, La Vigne, 1878
Wine History: Baron James Rothschild sent the famous composer
Rossini (The Barber of Seville, William Tell, etc.) some splendid grapes
from his hothouse. Rossini, in thanking him, wrote, “Although your
grapes are superb, I don’t like my wine in capsules.” Rothschild read
this as an invitation to send him some of his celebrated Chateau-Lafite,
which he did. --- Lillie de Hergermann-Lindencrone, In
the Courts of Memory.
"Before Noah, men having only water to drink, could not
find the truth. Accordingly they became abominably wicked, and they were
justly exterminated by the water they loved to drink. This good man, Noah,
having seen that all his contemporaries had perished by this unpleasant
drink, took a dislike to it; and G-d, to relieve his dryness, created the
vine and revealed to him the art of making wine. By the aid of this
liquid, he revealed more and more truth." --- Attributed to Benjamin
Franklin in Bottled Wisdom, compiled and edited by Mark Pollman,
1998
"He makes grass grow for the cattle, and plants
for man to cultivate - bringing forth food from the earth: wine that makes
glad the heart of man." --- Psalms 104:14
"This wine should be eaten, for it is much too good to be drunk." ---
Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)
"And
in this mountain shall the Lord of Hosts make unto all people a feast of
fat things full of marrow, of wines on the lees well refined." ---
Isaiah 25:6
“Mr. Tulkinghorn sits at
one of the open windows, enjoying a bottle of old port. Though a
hard-grained man, close, dry, and silent, he can enjoy old wine with the
best. He has a priceless bin of port in some artful cellar under the
Fields, which is one of his many secrets. When he dines alone in chambers,
as he has dined today, and has his bit of fish and his steak or chicken
brought in from the coffeehouse, he descends with a candle to the echoing
regions below the deserted mansion, and, heralded by the remote
reverberation of thundering doors, comes gravely back, encircled by an
earthy atmosphere and carrying a bottle from which he pours a radiant
nectar, two score and ten years old, that blushes in the glass to find
itself so famous, and fills the whole room with the fragrance of southern
grapes.” --- Charles Dickens, Bleak House.
"Let us have wine and women, mirth and
laughter,
Sermons
and soda-water the day after." --- Lord Byron, Don Juan
Take counsel in wine, but resolve afterwards in
water." --- Benjamin Franklin, Poor
Richard’s Almanac.
"All wine associations are with occasions when
people are at their best; with relaxation, contentment, leisurely meals,
and the free flow of ideas." --- Hugh Johnson
"There are no standards of taste in wine, cigars,
poetry, prose, etc. Each man's own taste is the standard, and a majority
vote cannot decide for him or in any slightest degree affect the supremacy
of his own standard." --- Mark Twain, 1895
"Wine rejoices the heart of man, and joy is the mother of all virtues." --- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1771
“De gustibus non est disputandum (There is no disputing matters of
taste.)”
An elderly wine lover was badly
injured in a railway collision. Some wine was poured on his lips to
revive him. "Pauillac, 1873," he murmured and died. ---
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914), The
Devil's Dictionary, 1911
"Forsake not an old
friend, for the new is not comparable unto him. A new friend is as new
wine: when it is old thou shalt drink it with pleasure." --- Isaiah
9.10
"Wine cheers the sad,
revives the old, inspires the young, makes weariness forget his
toil." --- Lord Byron
"Food and wine. Decide which is the
soloist, which the accompanist." --- Michael Broadbent
"Mixing one's wines may be a
mistake, but old and new wisdom mix admirably." --- Bertolt Brecht, The
Caucasian Chalk Circle, 1944
"Name me any liquid except our own
blood that flows more intimately and incessantly through the labyrinth of
symbols we have conceived to make our status as human beings, from the
rudest peasant festival to the mystery of the Eucharist. To take wine into
our mouths is to savor a droplet of the river of human history." ---
Clifton Fadiman, NY Times, 3/8/87
"A woman drove me to drink, and I'll
be a son-of-a-gun but I never even wrote to thank her." --- W. C.
Fields, in Hollywood Merry-Go-Round, 1947
"If penicillin can cure
those that are ill, Spanish Sherry can bring the dead back to life."
--- Attributed to Sir Alexander Fleming.
"There are many ways to
the recognition of truth, and Burgundy is one of them." --- Isak
Dinesen
As one California
winemaker said, "We release no wine before the bank tells us that its
ready." --- Kevin Zraly, Windows on the World Complete Wine Course,
1997
LIFE QUOTES, QUESTIONS, AND CLASSIC
INSULTS
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“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty
scarce.” --- Mark Twain
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“The
secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and
to have the two as close together as possible.” --- George Burns
“Don’t
worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.”
--- Winston Churchill
“Good
judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.” --- Anonymous
“Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need
it.”
“If
you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth
it.” --- Anonymous
“If
you don’t think too good, don’t think too much.” --- attributed to Ted
Williams by Tom & Ray Magliozzi of Car Talk.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the
self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
“Money
can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of
misery.”
--- Spike Milligan
If quizes are quizzical, what are tests?
“I’d
kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.” --- Steven Wright
In
the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird
and people take Prozac to make it normal.
There are two theories about arguing with women. Neither one works.
“Borrow money from pessimists
- they don’t expect it back.” --- Stephen Wright
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak. --- Murphy’s Other Laws
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you try
first?
New
Law: The Law of Coffee states that as soon as you sit down to a cup of hot
coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the
coffee is cold.
“I had a rose named after me, and I was very flattered. But
I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: “No good in a
bed, but fine against a wall.” --- Eleanor Roosevelt
"By
all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get
a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher." --- Socrates
Life Question: Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on
sale?
Life Question:
How is it possible to have a civil war?
Life Question: Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something
that’s falling off the table, you always manage to knock something else
over?
"Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have
come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."
--- Ronald Reagan
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I
may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me
alone. --- Zen Sarcasm
The
Law of Cell Phones: The louder the phone voice, the duller the
conversation.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
--- Steven Wright
We
could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way
through Congress. --- Will Rogers
If
the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?
If a
parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
The Buffalo Theory of Drinking: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and
when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that
are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by
the culling of the weakest members. In much the same way the human brain can
only operate as fast as its slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of
alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But it naturally attacks the slowest
and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Classic Insult: In an exchange between Winston Churchill and Lady
Astor, she said, “If you were my husband I’d give you poison.” He
replied, “If you were my wife, I’d drink it.”
Classic Insult:
A
member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows
or of some unspeakable disease.” “That depends, Sir,” said Disraeli,
“on whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”
Classic
Insult:
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
dictionary.” --- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
“Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?” --- Ernest
Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
Classic
Insult: "He
can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." ---
Abraham Lincoln
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many
obituaries with great pleasure.” Clarence Darrow
Classic
Insult: “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
--- Winston Churchill
Classic
Insult: “A modest little person, with much to be modest
about.” - Winston Churchill
The older you get, the tougher it is
to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be
really good friends. - Zen Sarcasm
Classic
Insult: "He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr
Generally
speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving." ---
Zen Sarcasm
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. --- Zen Sarcasm
Classic Insult: “He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.”
--- Billy Wilder
Before you criticize
someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize
them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. --- Zen Sarcasm
"If everything
seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something." --- Steven Wright
Gardening Rule: When weeding,
the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant
is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable
plant.
What people say, what
people do, and what they say they do are entirely different things. ---
Margaret Mead
Classic Insult: I didn’t
attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of
it. --- Mark Twain
Some people are like Slinkies.
Not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you
see one tumble down the stairs. --- Anonymous
Experience is
something you don't get until just after you need it. - Zen Sarcasm
Duct tape is like
'The Force.' It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe
together. --- Zen Sarcasm
No matter what
happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. --- Zen Sarcasm

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